Aug 142008

I have a new hero.  Ernest Borgnine, the celebrated actor, is 91 years old.  He doesn’t eat meat, he is clearly in great sprits, and he looks fantastic for any age.   During an interview with Fox & Friends they ask him for his secret to longevity.  He is demure at first, saying he doesn’t dare answer, then issues a whisper heard round the net.  “I masturbate a lot.”  There is a dirty joke about the fountain of youth in here somewhere.  At the end of the clip Ernest starts to say “Yesterday..” but is cut off.  Darn it, I want to hear his masturbation story about yesterday!

Watch the video to get it from his lips to your ears, and watch the cast go crazy.

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