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- Pirates Pendant Vibe by OnIntimacy
I was skeptical. I like my bullet vibes, but rarely happen upon an occasion in which it would be helpful to have one disguised as jewelry. I had a lipstick vibe once in college. I left it in my boyfriend’s dorm and one of his unsuspecting housemates wanted to see what color lipstick I wore. Long story short, we had trouble making eye contact with each other for a while.
Note: I read enough (read: so many) reviews every week to know it’s the little things that really make a review, add that little something extra and it will make your review stand out, and that’s how this one is. What really tipped me over the edge was the corny joke embedded in the image captions and a link to the Top 10 Pirate Pick-up Lines. You know you want to go look.
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- Dahlia Breeze by Lila
- Evolved Roulette by Payton
- Sqweel by Beautiful Dreamer
- California Exotics Lia by Sammi
- Bswish Bcurious by Mistress Kay
- We Vibe by la petite devergondee
- Hi-Tech Bullet Collection by Sammi
- Eroscillator Top Deluxe by Splendwhore
- LELO Liv by Kaijah
- Pirates Pendant by OnIntimacy
- Pirates Pendant by Marilyn
- Forbidden Fancies Pirate Rocket by Mistress Kay
- California Exotics Petite Couture Amorous by Laurel
- LELO Mona by Toy With Me
- LELO Mona by Joan Price
- California Exotics Calla Lily by Rayne
- Silent Vibrations by Sammi
- LELO Gigi by Juliettia
- Oasis Slimline Set by The Countess
- Pretty Pearl G-Spot by Mistress Kay
- Rabbit Frenzy by Kynky Kytty
- G-Ki by Dr. Ruthie
- Natural Contours Petite Pink Ribbon by Bailey
- Tantus Silk by Sea of Neptune
- Tantus Silk by Garvenvy
- Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 by Elodie
- Whirly by Sarahbear
- Twista 2 by Toys in Love
- Little Su by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Vixen Creations Tex by Hamilton Hexx
- Don Wands Curved Purple Swirl by Screaming Violet
- Tantus G-Force by Darling Dove
- Fun Factory Bandito by Missy
- Tantus Little Flirt by Cinnamon
- Tantus Ripple by Gardenvy
- Nexus Stilo by Toys in Love
- Nexus Glide by namelesschaos
Toys for Cocks
- Ophoria V-Ring #7 by Red Vinyl Kitty
- Fleshlight Vibro Pink Lady by Toys in Love
- RingO by Cooper
- Tenga Lip Service by Dr. Ruthie
- Pirate Booty Stroker by Missy
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Fun Factory Toyfluid by Darling Dove
- Wet Naturals Beautifully Bare by Splendwhore
- Octo-Pleaser by Gardenvy
- Sliquid Swirl Green Apple by Red Vinyl Kitty
- System JO for Women by Marilyn
- Booty Parlor Don’t Stop Massage Candle by buzzvibe
- Intimate Organics Discover by Red
- Singapore Stinger III by Mystress Lady Evyl
- Spartacus Y-Style Beaded Clamps by Rayne
- Fantasy Fetish Series Spread ‘Em Bar and Cuff Set by BDGuy
- The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus by Sammi
- Tasting Him by Sammi
- Speak into the Microphone by Bailey
- 500 Lovemaking Tips and Secrets by Joanna Cake
- Complete Shibari: Land by Mistress Kay
Adult DVDs & Porn
- Foreplay Training DVD by Mistress Arabella
- Life, Love, Lust by J.D. Bauchery
- Bondo Gods Vol. 2 by FrzKey
- Scorned (Scene 1) by J.D. Bauchery
- Scorned by The Porn Librarian
- Pervs on a Train by FrzKey
- Sex and the Single Earl by The Porn Librarian
- Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Hubman
- Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out by Garnet Joyce
- His and Hers Personal Trimmer by Mistress Kay
- Just In Case & Just In Case II by Splendwhore
- California Exotics Antibacterial Toy Cleaner by Rayne
- Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo Duo by Missy
- Off With Your Head by Vanilla Kinks
- Go Girl by Red