Ok, so the person sitting next to me is urging me to make some off-color and/or Strong Bad-related puns about the name of this product, but is too awesome to tarnish in such a way. Besides, I think Strong Bad is trying to avoid strap-on related scandals in the current political climate. Instead I will simply state the most important thing about this harness: you can now rock two cocks. They could be two silicone cocks, one flesh cock and one silicone cock, or… if you were born with two flesh cocks one over the other, then you can now outfit them with a lovely harness. Hey, this is a judgement-free zone, right?
Back to two cocks. Just… just imagine it. Maybe the lower one is soft and tucked safely in the pouch, whether you’re wearing a soft pack prothetic cock or you were born with your package already attached. Maybe you always wanted to have two hard cocks, just for the sheer joy of it. Whatever your mood, the Deuce by SpareParts is ready in all its attractive-yet-washable glory. The harness is modeled by what appears to be a cis-gendered male on the package, suggesting the delights of discovering what could happen if the stressors and/or distractions of an erection were removed from your minds. Or maybe you wanna get a little kinky with your boytoy for the evening. Super safe sex? Another great reason! Gosh darn it, the reasons are infinite. It’s comfy, it’s highly adjustable, and the two sizes will fit a very wide range of body sizes. That’s really true – it’s not just a claim. And you can also use it with just one cock, of course.
What are the downsides to this design? You’ll have to tell me, because I haven’t found any yet!
*Important note: Babeland was kind enough to let me know that the lower hole of the Deuce was not designed to support a silicone cock all on its own. I would suggest wearing a basic rope harness or other adjustable harness that you can make extra-low-riding if you want to use it with two silicone dicks.