Jan 292009
 

Coweta Co., GA Is Very Interested In Your Genitials

Coweta Co., GA Is Very Interested In Your Genitials

Folks – if you have a vibe, dildo, butt plug, cucumber, textured or tingling condom, bottle of lube, or anything else you like to rub on your bits, go get it RIGHT NOW!  Clutch it safely to your coochie or neener and stimulate yourself for all you’re worth.  When you feel that golden moment approaching, join me in dedicating your O (as many as you can) to the brave clits, penises, vaginas, anus-es (ani?) and taints of Coweta, CO who must now drive to a neighboring county to buy what you are holding in your busy little hands.  Yes, even if they are white, rich, heterosexual, married, WalMart shoppers and locked in a sound-proof room while using said items.

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Aug 312008
 

Cinnabon, my Love Bunny, is amorous in the living room. Wanna share Love Bunnies with me?

Cinnabon, my Love Bunny, is amorous in the living room. Wanna share Love Bunnies with me?

Let out a big yawn, flop your leg over some pillows, and snooze on through Sunday’s Sleep Teasers. Hey, we’re playing board games ’til after 3am over here, and I know you didn’t get much more sleep than me.

(Sexy links after the jump)

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Aug 262008
 
Fatty Delicious is a Sexy Mermaid

Fatty Delicious is a Sexy Mermaid

Today’s Teasers are dedicated the Thick ‘n’ Juicy among us, and those who appreciate more cushion for the pushin’.

Rub your tummy lustily, jiggle as you walk down the street, and lick your lips to Tuesday’s Torrid Teasers!

Enjoy these Plus-Sized, BBW sexy links after the jump!

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Aug 172008
 
Do it Old School

Do it Old School

Wear your jammy pants all day, take the dogs to the park, and relax with Sunday’s Sinful Teasers.

Yes, I want to view the evidence – here

Yes, she is a busy lady – here

Yes, he is back - here

Yes, THAT Shere Hite – here

Yes, but will their pictures be on one? – here

Yes, net porn is way dirtier – here

Yes, love the Daily Bedpost, too! – here

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Aug 112008
 

(How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand)
Tilt the screen away from your cubical “door”, shuffle some important papers, and enjoy Monday’s Mesmerizing Teasers.

Yes, you’re on to something – here

Yes, they are big – here

Yes, I’m sure they did – here

Yes, they bought it – here

Yes, it’s dirty – here

Yes, I joined – here

Yes, he is cute – here

Yes, he is more interesting now – here

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